pirates

i jz watch this pirate show,, and it's rated ARGHHH ;)

Mouse

MY mom told me this joke

" A mouse pad is a boy or girl?"
i said girl
MOM : "correct!!=D"
then i said" u kinda give that joke away"
my mom said the most brilliant thing.." who give that joke"

the correct version of tis joke iss

is a mouse a girl or a boy?
ans:girl
reson you ask? coz it use mouse pad.. ;)
tt's how u tell a joke!!!

pinochio's mouth

A rich snotty guy, went to the bathroom. He said " Do you know the toilet sit is made of wood? Do you know what is like putting my arse on that thing? it's like sitting on pinochio's mouth "

fsh

what do u call a fish wif no eye...ans:fsh

i am invisible

a invisible guy n an invisible woman got married~ their children look ntg like theri parents

Songs

balloons hate......pop music

old ppl hate......hip hop

micheal jackson hate...... black n yellow

piu piu piu

wad do u call whn 2 actress fight?

ans: star wars