wow he's a billinaire

1 day some bunch of kids took over d school n make d principle hostage...
a kid thn saw hw much d priciple pay, n tis hw it goes

1# student: woah check out hw much d principle make...$25,000 a year!!!

students: woah!!!!

2# student: let's see...he's 40 yrs old, so $25,000 times 40(calculating)...woah!! he's a milionaire!!!

students: WOAH!!!!

principle: i wasnt a principle whn i was 1 !!!

1#student: plus, in d summer, he paints houses1!!

3#student: he's a bilionaire!!!

student: WOW!!!!

principle: if i were a billionaire, y would i be living wif my mother/

students: (laugh wif mocking)

dun bottle up ur feelings

did u hear about d genie went 2 d psychiatrist... he said tt he shouldnt bottle up his feeling

no proof

tis is a true story tt happend to me..its a conversation between me n my brother..

SAm: eee so many pimple

me: whr?

Sam: on ur forehead

me: i cant see it

SAm: nobody can see tt forehead

mE: so u gt no proof tt i gt pimples coz i cant see it ;p

none of ya buisness

a son was desparately looking 4 a job, so he swallow his pride n ask he's dad 4 a job at his laser tag buisness

DAD: look who crawling back 2 me 4 a job? wad do u need d money 4? medicine?

SON: none of buisness....NOW give me a job at ur buisness

global warming

it was a freezing nigh,

kids: dad,im soooo cold

mom: we wouldn't be in tis mess if u jz pay d heating bill!

dad: i thought global warming will take care of it

loooooooooooonnnggggg forehead

a bald guy has a vry long forehead

i cant feel me LEGS!!!!

a man woke up fr a coma in d hospital he was surprise he couldn't feel his leg.. " doc, i cant feel my legs!!!" d doctor reply " i noe u cant ,,, i cut off ur hands "

hav u seen an invisble pants?

i went 2 a store searching 4 an in visible pants.....i couldn't find any

musical charis

wad kind of furniture is talented?

ANS: musical chair

micro microphone

wad kind of microphone does plankton?

ans: micro microphone

time is money

y do mr krab have a lot of clocks @ home?

ANS: becoz, time is money$$$

lol :)