balls

Did you hear about the clown? He wanted to juggle but didn't have the balls!

all u can eat

What did Godzilla order at the "All You Can Eat" restaurant? The waiters!

jam

Did you hear about the two strawberries that met each other? They were in a jam!

BAAAAA

How do sheep stay clean? They take baa-aa-aa-aaths. HAHAHAHA! Get it?! Ba-aa-aa-aaths! HAHAHA!!!

Sneakers

What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers! HAHAHAHA! Get it?! Squeakers! It's funny cause it rhymes with Sneakers! HAHAHA!

blush

Why was the tomato blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing! HAHAHAHA!!

bunnny

HEY! What is the difference between bigfoot and lettuce? One's a funny beast and the other is a bunny feast! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

burp

HEY! What color is a burp? Burple! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Buuuuuuurp HAHAHA!

Wind

HEY! What colour is d wind? Blew!!!
haha. Get it? Blew!!!hahaha!
WAIT~wad do u mean u're not a FAN of tat joke?
haha

"quaterback"

(football~an american rugby)

Orange: hey, hey football....do have any money?
football: no
Orange: yea...but i wan my quaterback...

blind

y is the orange blind?
coz he is lack of vitamin C