it's ok

it's ok 2 b smart, it's even ok 2 not hav good looks.... coz hav u seen Albert Einstain's hair? yea i noe HORIBBLE!!!!!!!! and i cant belive he's smart

chicken poz

a guy got d chicken pox, n tis is d way he said it 2 his mom " my i almost feel like a chicken, i made an egg in my pant dy..."

Air?

fren: "look at tis picture, it's riddiculous! a unicorn in space? wat's it breathing?there's no air in space"
dude: "air?"
fren: "there's no air in space!"
dude: "but there's air in a space muszieum"

haha

fren:y u pierce ur ear?
me:so tat u'll ask me tis question... LOL

VAmpires Suck

Dracula: I suck people's blood and terrorize the villagers! What do you do? Edward: I... sparkle. Dracula: Wow. That's kinda... gay. Edward: I know. :(

i'm good at some-things~

im gud at sleeping...i can do it wif my eyes close

Blondes

*How does a blonde kill a fish ?

She drowns it.

*When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ?

Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

*Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are ... very slowly?"

The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, Gerrrrrrr, Kinnnggg."

*What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

Her ankles.

*What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

The more you bang it the looser it gets

Do u want 2 change?

How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.

blue n pink elephants

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Choke it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

You're d 1 who cant count

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And those who
can't.

Funny

why didnt the cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny

Funny

why didnt the cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny

CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!

Why didnt d chiken cross the road? Because he's 2 chicken

Middle name

What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.

Question's that need answers~

Does a librarian use bookwrom as a bait when she goes fishing?
When cows play cards, do they play for big stakes?
Is a plumber fav veg a leek?
When veg get married do they wear onion rings?
IS the preetiest veg a cute-cumber?

Times flies

What did one frong say 2 d other? Time's sure fun when u're having flies.

Booger

Why did d booger cross d road, because he is being pick on.

Tissues Dance

HOw do u make a tissue dance? pust some boogie in it

Tissues Dance

HOw do u make a tissue dance? pust some boogie in it

Mr. n Mrs Smith

one day Mrs Smith 's friends were admiring heer huge 12 karet diamond ring... Mrs Smith said "this ring is from my husband, but there's a curse in it" her friends asked" wad is it?" Mrs Smith answered " I"ve got Mr. Smith"

Stickz

What's brown and sticky? A stick

waithing 4 u~~~

son: hi mom. how r u?
mom: hi. im fine it's jz tat i havent eaten in 38 hrs
son:waad? y havent u eaten?
mom:coz i didnt wanmy mouth 2 b 2 full of food when u called

misunderstanding

1st women:"working full time n tryin 2 do all d houseworks has really tired me out.2day i got back home i hav 2 wash d dishes n floor. 2moro i hav 2 wash d clothes n windows

2nd women: "wad about ur husband?"

1st women:"no way! he can wash himself."

im Doin SMOETHING!!!

"there i was relaxing on my fav chair"said a office worker telin his fren, "reading d newspaper,watching 1 football match n listening 2 d radio, drinking beer, eathing snacks n rubbing my dog's tummy wif my foot- N my wife accuse me of sitting there doin nothing"

The Great PAul

i finally noe who 2 support in football~~~the octopus A.K.A Paul

How 2 heal a nun wif hicupp

a nun dash out of the doctor's room agrily. the nurse ask wad happend. the doctor said " well i told her she was pregnant, n she said "wad?!!! how is tat posible?" thn i said "well at least tat heals ur hicupp"

3 reasons why

3 reason y u should'nt b an egg

1. u get laid once
2. u get hard 4 only a minute
3. u will b sit on by ur mom's backside

Lesbians

How can u tell a twin which r lesbians?......
Ans: They lick alike...

Krabs

One day in d beach, a female crab saw a male crab aproching 2 her walking onward~d female crab was surprise d male crab propse 2 her n she agreed... after d weeding d female crab saw d male crab walking side ways jz like any other crabs she asked d male crab " i thought i saw u walking onwards y r u walking sideways?'" d male crab thn replied "O Honey i cant possibly drink so much during d day.."....

Couch tales

2 psychiatrists met at their 20th medical-school reunion. while 1 was vibrant n the other wan whithered n worried
"So wad u secret?" asked d older looking psychiatrist. "listening 2 ppl's prob n crap all day long 4 yrs has made me an old man.
d younger looking psychiatrist replied "who listens?"

im invisible

psychiatrist's receptionist: "there's a guy in d waithing room claims to b invisible"

psdchiatrist:"i cant c him"

penguins~~~

y penguin's back r black but d front are white?....... coz their arm r 2 short to reach d back....

" OO "

THINK ABOUt IT~~~ every word tat has double O in it sound funny =~~``

FAT GUY

so there's tis camera where it will snap a pic 2 u n u can send it to d game so it will b like u're in d game~~~ thn 1 day a really really fat dude try it thn d camera sau "SORRY 1 PERSON AT A TIME"

BIKINI BOTTOM

spongebob live in bikini bottom think about it~~~~ lol

THE MARON 5

the maroon 5=moron 5~lol

lose

1 day a guy n his fren were gambling wif some other ppl~
fren:"dude, we loss everthing we've got, mayb we should stop"
guy:" it's good that we loss everything tat means we've got nothing to lose"
==''''

HELLO LADDIES

fats

IM IN SHAPE ROUND ISSA SHAPE!!!! im not fat jz more healthy~it shows tat i dun skipa meal!! ^^

I'VE MADE A DISCORVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

d adress is call ~LamenessAloofnessMostlyEunice~cos if u c d capital letters r LAME~ smart rite? I'VE MADE A DISCORVERY!!!!!!!!!!!! i bet tats wad Albert Einstain said when he realise he'se an EINSTAIN~LOL!!!

CACAT GRAND OPENNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the reason y i name it CACAT because in english is called LAME~