yea, n i hate it

wee: hey, have u tried baked omelette with cheese...i tried it 4 breakfastn it was fantastic...

woo: yea i tried it once n i didnt like it

wee: Oh, im goin 4 yoga later wanna join?

woo: i tried it once bt i didnt care

wee:they have tai chi too

woo: OH, i try tt 2 n i hate it

wee: hey, woo.. u only have 1 daughter boo rite??

woo:yea..y?

(its funny coz he onli try havin a kid ONCE!!!! lol :) )

i feel like im GOd

1 day a guy, who is a boss said, i feel like im GOd i can ask anybody 2 do anything i wan them 2 do.... his wife thn ask him, "do u wan turkey or ham 4 breakfast?"
he answered "gimme 2 of every animal"

banana

wads a banana?...TTs rite a bomerang...bt wad is it when a monkey eats d banana?...it's definitly NOT coming back!!!!lol

battttt breath

Why did Edward need mouthwash before meeting Bella? Because he had bat breath

canibal

Did you hear about the cannibal that got expelled from school? He was caught buttering up his teacher

canonballllllllllll

HEY! Did you hear about the human cannonball? He was late for work, so he got fired!