*How does a blonde kill a fish ?
She drowns it.
*When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ?
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row
*Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are ... very slowly?"
The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, Gerrrrrrr, Kinnnggg."
*What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.
*What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
The more you bang it the looser it gets
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