Once upon a time, there was a policeman that saw a man sitting in a car with a tiger sitting next 2 him. The police officer said, "It's against the law to have a tiger in your car. Take him 2 dzoo."

d next day d police officer saw d same man in the same car with d same tiger. The police officer said, "I thought I told you to take that tiger to the zoo."

d man replied, "I did. He liked it. Now we're going to the beach."